Her luscious breasts gleaming for all to see, with it screen munched and sent all over the globe, my little sister has fought herself into Kirikiri prison
The only female in the cacophonous triumvirate that has left Nigerians reeling and searching for answers as to what exactly is going on with all these attacks on our beleagured Aviation sector
First it was the bald headed former Governor and Law maker who jumped on the conveyor belt to disrupt boarding for whatever reason
As we were getting over that, the arrogant croaky voiced maestro decided to splash water on crew and physically attempt to restrain a plane from taking off thereby risking not only his life but that of hundreds in and around the plane
Just before I get to my sister, let me also add the pretty daughter of the Senator who also attempted to use the Plane to crush the maestro and her colleagues
Now my little sensless sister who totally forgot that we Akwa Ibom people are ophans went to do her own
Seeing those who own Nigeria attack, she too went on rampage and went after a crew member with a fire extinguisher allegedly and was also reported to have punched a female crew member
For her efforts, the people who cdnt bundle Kwam 1 off the tarmac or lift The Senator on their heads and throw him into the nearest dustbin, suddenly had the powers to not only lift her off the plane but went ahead to strip her naked.
It gets worse, the senator spoke to the press, the singer had enough time to even threaten the owner of the airline and also went on air to send a lame apology while bagging just six months flight ban
Ibom Air’s poor little fool has now bagged a stint in Kirikiri while her fellow ‘idiots’ are out there doing what they know best- power broking
This reminds me of what my father told me, my first night in the University
He said – Ini we are Ibibios, we are in the minority, we have no big lawyers, we are the invincible pple of Nigeria. Pls do not join student union, do not look for trouble cos we will have nobody to fight for us
This is exactly what is playing out. They say she hit someone and as such she must be given life ban
Did you see the speed she was remanded, did you see the way she was bundled and manhandled, Wasiu was begged away from his crime and if not for public uproar he would have been at another airport holding down another plane
Akwa Ibom people better open your eyes, it’s not having a Senate President who is jumping in and out of one scandal or the other that should make us feel that we belong
It is things like this that matter with this silly little fool that reminds us that despite our oil wealth, despite Akpabio we are the real dots of Nigeria
Rubbish
Duke of Shomolu
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