Ben Bruce has a trade. The minute Jonathan left office and all, he went to face his business, and uses his left eye to look at politics.
When Peter Obi “lost”, he has since gone to do his business, and I hope, gearing for a fresh challenge
This is explaining one of the photos and why some people will jump from the gut of a pig to that of a human like tapeworm.
Parasites need new hosts. They cannot survive on their own, outside a host for long.
When you go abroad and think your first degree is everything, as Omokri has done, if you do not learn a profession, eg IT, medicine, law, engineering, or join the crowd and be a nurse, you will end up with a 16 dollars an hour job, while the person who learns Xray tech for one or two years will be on 30 dollars an hour
Ben Bruce has his business. Peter Obi has his business
Reno tried being a pastor, failed. Still struggles with his legal stay in the US (A matter we will one day talk about fully, called “show your US passport” day) and honestly is too proud to be a front desk attendant, which is what his first degree, without additional skill learnt, may get him here.
He could be manager at Walmart too, a very honorable job
You see, Omokri has always placed himself higher than he really is. He has a false sense of royalty, his Urhobo father being one of the youngest judges ever, and his mother being related to the Itsekiri Monarchy.
Add that to his having been ferried to the US at 10 years before coming back to Nigeria, and you have a “fine boy” that will believe all work is beneath him.
Smart fine man, Reno Omokri was to attach himself to the late Oronto Douglas, Jonathan’s strategist. Let us just say, to avoid slander, that Oronto was Omokri’s political sugar-daddy.
Upon Oronto’s demise, Reno was to then latch on to Jonathan and lie that he was in charge of Jonathan’s online challenge. Hehehe! Let us just say that when Doyin Okupe, Rume Ima Niboro and the true media gbogons came to an event in USA with Jonathan, and me, as Ima Niboro’s “smallie” was allowed at the table, Omokri was not there.
And when Jonathan lost and while the PDP were still deciding who to pick as its representative, when I had a phone call with Jonathan, asking him who we were to support and Jonathan stating to me they were still deciding, Reno had already latched on to Atiku.
In between, he has branded himself as an activist, and raised his profile enough to be national (clap clap). You see him with the Peter Obis and the Ben Bruces etc
But neither Peter Obi nor Ben Bruce can have bullion vans like Tinubu
When Atiku lost election to a southerner, Tinubu, an inconceivable feat to Omokri, who then was acting more Northern than Sheik Gumi, (All his dresing then was Northern. Check attached picture with Atiku) and when Atiku realized the presidency may not be his destiny and is folding shop politically, Reno began his One Man Army of anti- Peter Obi and his supporters.
Most Yorubas were fed up with the fighting. Many had voted Peter Obi. Many were tired of Tinubu and his oppression. Many Igbos being vociferous continued to call out the fraud through which Tinubu won. Many of the Yorubas, being their usual tactical self, were avoiding the online battles and clear tribal divide.
Enter Reno Omokri, defender of the Yoruba nation. Attacker of Peter Obi. Explainer of Tinubu economic policies. Expert on Afrobeat as a Yoruba genre, a claim Omokri goes on to make. Enter the Aso Oke wearer and Yoruba history expert. The Urhobo-born but Urhobo- denying Itsekiri man was now the Voltron of Yoruba nation.
That he called Tinubu a druglorddd and even right there in London at Chattam house, was ancient history. All the things he said about Tinubu, many bordering on slander and libel is wiped from all records. Reno Omokri has that device Will Smith has in Men In Black that he points and all memory of seeing an alien or strange event is erased
Sadly, some of us remember.
We are transported to biology class where we are taught that parasites must have a host… Oronto Douglas, Jonathan, Atiku and…..
Parasite must have a new host or die with its last host
Omokri will not die with Oronto Douglas, Jonathan, Atiku or…
So, the new lover of everything Yoruba and Tinubu perfects the dance of the parasite. He has to be as Yoruba as possible. Should he wear the Yoruba Eyo Masquerade attire? They might confuse Eyo with Omotekpokpor of the Urhobo tradition. Moreover, his face will not be seen. So he settles for the Aso Oke. LMAO
And Tinubu, and his people ask “How much can this one eat?” They chuckle between themselves. Festus Keyamo has done very well, but he has become rich and lazy. They need a hungry he-goat to LOCK HORNS with the opposition. The metaphor of needing a he-goat to lock horns is not lost on them, as they have found that the word “ Omokri”, means a small he-goat. They laugh on.
Let them also get Reno Omokri and bring him in. Worms do not do well in the sun. He has danced in the hot sun long enough. He has been in purgatory, and or observing his penance.
The stacks of money he got from Atiku has run out. He has no job or business. Before hunger come and kill him….
Tinubu’s handlers bring him in and give him a cold drink of water. He is allowed to put on his best imitation of being Yoruba. “I am Itsekiri. Our ancestry is Yoruba. In 1500 the Yorubas near the water….” They hear him say, as he is ushered in.
Lol
Tinubu and his handlers smile. At least, this is one loud mouth that will not be facing them, but instead a useful idiot for their purposes.
How much can he eat?
Get him a stack of money.
Two stacks
And so begins another source of income and relevance for Omokri. Parasites need a host always, else it dies.
